Archive for November, 2008
what can i buy in bulk on ebay to make money?
By: tanyr
is there such a thing as low fat low carb low sugar cookies/cupcakes?
a cookies or a cupcake recipe that is low in sugar/carbs and fat but tastes still good..
well partially?
eg. sugar substituted with other stuff or like flour substituted with something else?
please help. is there such a thing along those lines?
By: daze
Hey Remember The Terror Chart?
It was going to save us see, from the evil turrists with their nucular weapons.
Most everyone quit paying attention to it about the time that plastic sheeting and duct tape sales took a nose dive.
It was bogus to begin with. What were we spossed to do when the color was at candy apple red, hide in our closets until the all-clear siren sounded?
I think one reason they quit publishing it was a combination of disinterest and it was probably bad for the airlines.
Is that chart still around?
By: AlphaMale
” What is your favorite flavor of Jolly Ranchers”?
Cherry sour
Green Apple sour
OR
Blue Rasberry sour?
Can you guess mine?
Ten points to the first person to answer mine correctly…LOL!
Oops I forgot Strawberry sour….. 
By: Not Spoiled Just Loved♥
What is your favorite?
movie
TV Land show
Actor color
number
boy’s name
girl’s name
By: da dude
What percentage of bugs are allowed to be in candy bars per the FDA?
By: what about government grants?
omg, my friend wrote this can i have your review? please read it even though its kinda long?
A woman of about 21 walks up on stage
Candy- Hello everybody! And welcome to an all new season of How Long Can They TAKE It? I’m your host, Candy Counterman! This season is different, instead of having many people, we will stick with the game group! (Giggles) Oooo! This is SO exciting! Now the rules-
Somewhere backstage
Will Turner- Is it me, or is that woman a bit too creepy?
Elizabeth Swann looks over at Jack Sparrow who’s dancing with a jelly doughnut and singing Justin Timberlake’s “Sexy Back”
Elizabeth- It depends who you’re comparing it with.
Will- Oh so true.
Jack- I’m bringing **** back! YEAH! Those other boys-
Jack takes a bite of the doughnut and spills jelly all over himself. Immediately, two woman rush up to him and start rubbing the jelly with Tide-a-way.
Jack- (continues) munt mo mow mo mact!
Tia Dalma- Jack, you can’t sing for your life.
Jack- (ignoring Tia and finally swallowing the remains of the doughnut) Oh yeah?
Pirates- YEAH!
Jack- Where’s ol’ Davy and Barbossa? I think it’ll be best if we change the subject..
Pirates- (in unison) GOOD CHOICE!
Cotton’s Parrot- No idea! Wind in the sails, Jack is an idiot!
Jack takes a minute to think out what the parrot said. After he’s done he opens him mouth to say something back when-
Candy- NOW! PLEASE WELCOME, THE AMAZING, THE FANTASTIC, THE PIRATES!!
Mr. Gibbs- We’re on.
Some backstage person- Break a leg.
Jack- If we were really to break a leg, we wouldn’t go on the show.
Elizabeth rolls her eyes, as the pirates trudge on stage. Everyone, except Jack Sparrow..
Jack’s Entrance
Commodore Norrington- Guys? Guys..We have a problem!!
Tia- What now, Norry?
Norrington- Where’s Jack?
Will and Elizabeth- Not good..
Mr. Gibbs- Not good at all..
Norrington- I’m scared! What if man eating crabs ate him?? (Begins to cry)
Everyone stares at him
Tia- Norry, how many times did ye fall on ye head?
Norrington- None!
Tia raises an eyebrow
Norrington- Ok! OK! 5 times..
Candy- (whispering to pirates) SHUT up! (To audience) Well! Here are our special guests! (Big smile) Let’s hear it for: William Turner! Elizabeth Swann! Tia Dalma! (Tia smiles in an evil way) Mr. Cotton’s Parrot! Unfortunately, Mr. Cotton couldn’t make it. He’s on a vacation in the Bahamas . Mr. Gibbs! David Jones-
Davy Jones magically appeared out of nowhere.
Davy Jones- IT”S DAVY!!!
Candy- Ok, Ok, my bad. DAVY Jones, Commodore Norrington, aaaaaannnnnnnnnndddddddddd…..JACK SPARROW!
Pirates- CAPTAIN!
Candy- Sorry, CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW!!
Cricket chirping
Everyone- Where’s Jack?
Voice- No! NO! I don’t want your bloody Vodka!! I want RUM!!
Everyone shuts up as Jack Sparrow runs on stage with a bottle of rum. Freezing, he first looks at Candy, then at the pirates, then at the audience.
Jack- NO! YOU CAN’T HAVE IT! THE RUM IS MINE!!
Candy- Alright then..
The Rapid Fan Girl
Some girl in the audience- OH MY GOD!! (Screams) IT’S CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW!!
Jack- Oh no. Not good. (Starts running away)
Girl- NO! JACK!! JACK!! COME BACK!! (Chases Jack)
Somewhere backstage
Jack- AHH!! LEAVE ME ALONE!!
Crash of a bottle and utter silence
Will- Uh oh. Jack is gonna MURDER her! She broke his bottle!
Jack- You did NOT just smash my rum..
Girl- OH MY GOD!! JACK SPARROW IS YELLING AT ME!!
Jack- CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW!! GET OVER HERE YOU BLOODY-
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Jack- Now! Don’t EVER touch my rum again, or I will KILL you!
Girl- OH MY GOD!! JACK SPARROW IS GONNA KILL ME!!! (Squeals)
Candy- GET THAT (beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep) OUT OF MY SHOW!!
Girl- (guards swarm around her) YOU HAVE MY WORD SPARROW!! I’LL GET YOU! I SWEAR I WILL!! YOU’LL BE MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE! (Gets kicked out)
Jack stumbles onstage
Mr. Gibbs- Mother’s love Jack! What did you do to the girl?
Jack- The rapid one? Oh! That one! Yes. I showed her a piece of ol’ Jack when he has no rum..
Candy- (to audience) Ok. After that rather -exciting- start, I would like to introduce you to Captain Jack Sparrow!
Jack- Wha? When did this’ll happen?
Candy- You signed a contract for me remember? You’ll appear on the survival show!
Jack- When in the bloody world did I do that?
Norrington- When you were drunk and singing the Blue’s Clues Song to a bottle of rum.
Jack- Shut it you.
No Rum and a Cabin
Davy Jones- We’re supposed to live in THIS??
Candy frowns
Candy- Don’t you like it?
Jack- It’s wet and ugly, just like ol’ Davy’s face!!
Davy Jones- WHY YOU LITTLE-
Candy-(squints) It is not wet.. Nor is it ugly
The cabin the pirates were standing in was a light shade of blue. There were four bunk beds along the left wall, and a blue couch with a medium Toshiba TV in the middle. A door was located on the right side and another on the wall in front of them.
Jack- Where’s the bar?
Candy stares at him
Candy- What bar?
Jack- The bar you said was here.
Candy- There is no bar (looks puzzled) I never said there will be a bar.
Jack- Yes you DID!
Elizabeth- This is gonna be a long three months.
Jack- Where’s the rum!?
Candy- THERE IS NO FREAKING RUM!!
Jack- Then what am I doing here?
Candy rolls her eyes in an Elizabeth type style.
Will- Jack, Jack, there is NO rum. Get that in your head.
Jack starts to whimper.
Jack- No..n-no..r-r-um?
Mr. Gibbs- I’m sorry Jack. We all knew there was no rum..
Tia- We wanted to see ye cry!!
Jack sits on the floor and cries.
Jack- Why? WHY is the world so bloody cruel??
It’s So Dark!
It’s dark out and Norry is scared
Tia Dalma- Norry! What is up wit ye?
Norrington- It’s dark and spooky outside
The door creaks open and a big figure with outlined by the darkness is standing in it
The Figure- Norrington..NORRINGTON!!
Norry whimpers and curls himself into a ball, while Tia Dalma tries to keep herself from laughing.
Norrington- No! Please! Don’t hurt me!!!
Another figure staggers up and starts whispering threats.
The Figure #2- We shall eat you unless you say “Captain Jack Sparrow is the sexiest man in the world” Three times. Then we will spare your life.
The figure slaps the second figure
Norrington- Captain Jack Sparrow is the sexiest man in the world. Captain Jack Sparrow is the sexiest man in the world. Captain Jack Sparrow is the sexiest man in the world. Please! Don’t hurt me!
Both figures go into the room laughing.
Norrington- OH MY GOD! THE MYSTEROUS FIGURES LOOK LIKE JACK AND DAVY JONES!
Jack and Davy Jones- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Norry starts to cry
Norrington- Tia! Help! Jack and Davy are mad!! Oh no!
Starts running and runs into the wall. Mr. Gibbs and Will run after him and peel him off the it. Jack, Davy, and Tia are laughing like crazy. Jack is rolling on the floor. Tia leans onto Davy Jones to support herself.
Tia- That iz de most fun we shall have!!
Jack- Totally.
Elizabeth comes into the room.
Elizabeth- What happened here?
Everyone- Nothing.
The Rules
Jack- Hey, Candy!
Candy- What?
Jack- What are the rules?
Candy- Are you KIDDING me? I explained them about three times.
Jack- Well, I forgot.
Candy sighs
Candy- Well, you will live in a one bedroom cabin in my camp and-
Jack- Your camp’s name..?
Candy- Candy’s Cute Camp
Jack pretends to gag
Jack- What kind of camp name is that?
Candy- Shut up. Listen to the rules.
Jack mutters something about rum and a corny name
Candy- Well, you will live in a one bedroom-
Jack- Yes, we know that.
Candy makes a fist at Jack. Jack backs away and hides behind Will.
Jack- Hide me eunuch!
Will pushes him away and crosses his arms.
Candy- Shut up and listen. You will live in a one bedroom house with only a kitchen, a bathroom, and a bed for each of you. There will be no weapons and no alcohol.
Jack whimpers
Candy- There will be no bad language or we have to spray you with water. Example A.
Some guy comes up to Jack and squirts him with those things you spray cats with.
Jack- Hey! Look what you did! I have a wet spot on my new shirt!
Tia- Ye deserve it.
Depressing Morning
Jack- (groaning) I am SO depressed. Almost 24 hours without a drop of rum.
Elizabeth- Shut it.
Jack flops back on the bed he was laying in
Jack- Hey, you, eunuch.
Will- Wha?
Jack- MWAHAHAH!! You answered! That means you are a eunuch! Hahaha!
Pirates-(All except Will) – HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Candy walks in
Candy- Rise and shine my little guinea pigs!
Everyone stares at her
Candy- (coughs) Uh..I mean..uh..pirates?
Everyone is still staring
Candy- Is staring like, your special hobby or something?
Jack- Yeah, pretty much.
Will- Yeah, cause it’s you we’re usually staring at!
Jack- HEY! Take that back!
Will- No! make me!
Jack- OH I’LL MAKE YOU ALRIGHT!!
Jack whips out his pistol
Candy- HEY! You’re not supposed to have that!!
Jack- I’m Captain Jack Sparrow savvy? I can do anything.
Tia Dalma- That was so corny.
Jack- Yeah, I guess it was.
Jack puts his pistol away
Jack- I’m hungry. What’s for breakfast?
Finding Maple Syrup
Jack pokes the thing with his fork. Then he pokes Will with his fork.
Will- BLOODY STOP IT!
Jack- I didn’t do anything!
Will- You did too!
Jack- I did not. Leave me alone eunuch. I’m trying to eat.
Will- Grrrrrr..
Tia Dalma- What da heck iz dat?
Tia pokes a pancake with her fork.
Elizabeth- Pancake.
Just then Jack discovered maple syrup. Taking a straw he put it in the bottle and drank..and drank..and drank some more.
Jack- Mmmm..Not bad. Kinda tastes like rum
Everyone stared at him.
Candy- There we go with the staring again.
Jack gets up and leaves the table.
Jack- I’m gonna search for more of these in the kitchen. Don’t touch my rum..
Candy- Maple syrup.
Jack- Whatever. Don’t touch it.
Jack leaves and Mr. Gibbs reaches for the maple syrup when- OMG! Jack the monkey swings from out of nowhere and steals the maple syrup!! Everyone stares at the monkey. The monkey stares at them.
Jack the Monkey- My maple syrup! You hear me? Mine!
Jack the monkey runs away. Everyone stares. Jack the human returns.
Jack- :O!! Where’s my syrup!!
Elizabeth- Jack stole it!
Jack- (Looks at her as though she was crazy)
Davy Jones- Don’t be stupid. Barbossa’s pet stole it.
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3372635/1/
that is the website. its not totally finished yet but…
By: star42430
i think he may like me- but im not sure. what do you think ?
and we were stitting and talking by ourselves for a lil bit. so his friend and his friends girlfriend came to sit with us and we decided to move to the lounge. at first my friend and i were sitting against the wall [she was on the phone with her boyfriend and i was just sitting there] and he looked at me and waved and then made a hand gesture for us to move the couch and get closer. so me and the guy i like we facing each other and he kept looking at me and smiling and waving to me. then i threw a gum wrapper at him, and it went over his shoulder and i meant to say i missed you but i said i miss you, lol, and then he did one of those head nod things and said i miss you too and he smiled at me. then after his friends left and then my friend left and i walked him to his bulding and then i went to class. the one day he was throwing candy down my shirt and just like smiling and laughing. then since i was sitting on the inside of the booth he offed to throw out my garbage. then the one day it was kinda aquward cuz everyone was out of school besides me and him.. so we were sitting across from each other and we were talking and stuff. he teases me a lot and makes me laugh. he also does that thing, where he looks at me till i look and then he looks away- he does it a lot in front of our friends. he also has a habit of saying goodbye to me when we walk to our different classes. usually its something like “good luck” or “see you _____” or “have fun.” and my other friend, just kinda leaves and doesnt say anything like that. just little things like that is what makes me think he might like me.
what do you guys think ??
By: baby_doll
OK im sixteen and weight about 145 and im like 5′4 and im am constantly hungry. does anyone any any ideas why?
Ok So i’m reposting this question because i have some things to add. Thanks everyone before for the help.
I am vegan and my parents are health food nuts. i rarely eat junk food and hardly ever eat corn syrup and hydrogenated oils. i also only drink pop of eat candy about once a month. i know i’m not diabetic because my cousin is so i check m blood sugar regularly. my aunt thinks i am hypoglycemic but i don’t think that has anythng to do with this.
By: pinkpajamas818=)
Sugar Free Jelly Belly’s?
By: Sallycanfly