Archive for October, 2008
what do you think of this monologue? :) is it any good?
You have to give it some thought and wonder, how did this little m & m do it? How was he skilled enough to be the last m & m in the bag, out of all the other M & M’s in the bag? All the different colours. All the different sizes. I always let the last one go because he was the strongest, the swiftest, and the smartest peanut out of the bunch. If you respect the candy, you gotta respect the nut.
Some people will call it science. Others will call it luck. I like to call it destiny. it was destiny combined with talent that made this little fella survive. Picture it. All of these other peanuts, some bigger than you, some faster than you, some smarter than you…all fighting to stay in the back of the bag when you turn it upside down to eat one of them. This little fella beat the odds. He deserves to be set free, just on moral obligation alone. Call me crazy but no matter what you say, I’m always going to let the last man go.
By: Mooooooo
Uh Oh! I’ve overbooked myself?
But today, my neighbor (who I babysit for) asked me to watch her daughter and her 3 friends because she needed to go out of town. I agreed without realizing I had already made plans. (I usually don’t work Sundays so I forgot!) Anyway, she sounded so desperate and these were her exact words: “Faith, you are such a lifesaver! I’m paying you double! Thank you so much! You were my last chance,”
Okay, so now I don’t know what to do. I guess I could take the kids to the diner…. But they aren’t going to be entertained. I could back out on my friend, but then she would have even more problems with her family or problems with work, which might end up with her getting fired. Or, I could back out on a desperate mom who is paying me double and then she would have problems….
If you have any suggestions that I’m not seeing, please tell me =] Thanks!
By: ƒαιтн
Is there a way to use a regular cooking thermometer in place of a candy thermometer?
By: christine s
Does anyone know anything about a candy bar called a Caravel Bar?
By: ginger_leann
Where can I buy the orginal lucas candy?
By: BC_
what are some ways a 15 year old could make 400 dollars by Christmas ?
By: devonte e
Does anyone know how many carbs in a litre of made up sugar free jelly. ?
By: Jack
101 way to say I love you? What do you think?
Girlfriend/Boyfriend
(101 steps to having a good relationship)
1. Watch the sunset together.
2. Take showers together.
3. Back rubs/massages.
4. Listen to classical music and cuddle in the dark or w/ blacklight.
5. French Kiss.
6. Hold her w/ hands inside the back of her shirt.
7. Whisper to each other.
8. Cook for each other.
9. Skinny dip.
10. Make out in the rain.
11. Dress each other.
12. Undress each other.
13. Kiss every part of their body.
14. Hold hands.
15. Sleep together. (Actually sleep with each other, not sex)
16. One word: Foreplay
17. Sit and talk in just underwear.
18. Buy gifts for each other.
19. Roses.
20. Find out their favorite cologne/perfume and wear it every time
you’re
together.
21. Wear his clothes.
22. Find a nice secluded place to lie and watch the stars.
23. Incense/candles/oils/blacklights and music make for great
cuddling/sex.
24. Kiss at every chance you get.
25. Don’t wear underwear and let them find out.
26. ***** is bad; Blindfolds are good.
27. Lightly kiss their collarbone and their jawbone just below the
ear,
then whisper I love you.
28. Bubble baths.
29. Go for a long walk down the beach at midnight.
30. Make love.
31. Write poetry for each other.
32. Kiss/smell her hair.
33. Hugs are the universal medicine.
34. Say I love you, only when you mean it and make sure they know you
mean
it.
35. Give random gifts of flowers/candy/poetry etc.
36. Tell her that she’s the only girl you ever want. Don’t lie.
37. Spend every second possible together.
38. Tell her that she doesn’t have to do anything she doesn’t want to.
And
mean it.
39. Look into each other’s eyes.
40. Very lightly push up her chin, look into her eyes, tell her you
love
her, and kiss her lightly.
41. Talk to each other using only body language and your eyes.
42. When in public, only flirt w/ each other.
43. Walk behind her and put your hands in her front pockets.
44. Put love notes in their pockets when they aren’t looking.
45. Clothes are no fun.
46. Buy her a ring.
47. Keep one of her bras somewhere where you see it everyday.
48. Sing to each other.
49. Read to each other.
50. PDA = Public Display of Affection.
51. Take advantage of any time alone together.
52. Tell her about how you answered every question in math with her
name
53. Draw. (If you can)
54. Let her sit on your lap.
55. Go hiking and camp out together in the woods or on a mountain.
56. Lips were made for kissing. So were eyes, and fingers, and cheeks,
and collarbones, and hands, and ears.
57. Kiss her stomach.
58. Always hold her around her hips/sides.
59. Guys like half-shirts.
60. Take her to dinner and do the dinner for two deal.
61. Spaghetti (Ever see Lady and the Tramp?)
62. Hold her hand, stare into her eyes, kiss her hand and then put it
over
your heart.
63. Unless you can feel their hear beating, you aren’t close enough.
64. Dance together.
65. Sit in front of a roaring fire and make out/make love.
66. I love the way a girl looks right after she’s fallen asleep with
her
head in my lap.
67. Carry her to bed.
68. Waterbeds are fun.
69. You figure it out.
70. Do cute things like write I love you in a note so that they have
to
look in a mirror to read it.
71. Break every one of your parent’s relationship rules for them.
72. Make excuses to call them every 5 minutes
73. Even if you are really busy doing something, go out of your way to
call and say I love you.
74. Call from your vacation spot to tell them you were thinking about
them.
75. Remember your dreams and tell her about them.
76. Ride your bike 8 miles just to see them for a few hours.
77. Ride home and call them.
78. Tell each other your most sacred secrets/fears.
79. Somehow incorporate them into any kind of religion or worship you
have.
80. Be Prince Charming to her parents. (Brownie Points)
81. Act out mutual fantasies together. (Not necessarily sexual)
82. Brush her hair out of her face for her.
83. Stay up all night to think of 101 ways to be sweet to them.
84. Hang out with his/her friends. (more brownie points)
85. Go to church/pray/worship together.
86. Take her to see a romantic movie and remember the parts she liked.
87. Cuddle together under a full moon on a clear night.
88. Learn from each other and don’t make the same mistake twice.
89. Everyone deserves a second chance.
90. Describe the joy you feel just to be with him/her.
91. Make sacrifices for each other.
92. Really love each other, or don’t stay together.
93. Write a fictional story about how you met/fell in love, etc. and
give
it to them.
94. Let there never be a second during any given day that you aren’t
thinking about them, and make sure they know it.
95. Love yourself before you love anyone else.
96. Buy her a charm bracelet/necklace w/her name on it.
97. Dedicate songs to them on the radio.
98. Fall asleep on the phone with each other.
99. Sleep ***** together.
100. Stand up for them when someone talks trash.
101. Never forget the kiss goodnight. And always remember to say,
“Sweet
dreams.”
By: khissa
What would happens If I ate expired candy?
By: Trinh N
What kind of spider did I see in my yard?
It was round and black with I think green on it’s body and reddish orange spikes/barbs coming off of it’s sides. It’s bigger than a red-hot candy but smaller than a standard dress shirt button.
I live in south florida about 20 miles from the ocean, if that helps. What did I see? If you think you know, can you attach a picture so I can confirm?
I guess I’m mostly concerned if it’s poisonous because it’s out in the yard near my dog every day…
No Rob, that’s not it. This thing had spikes! That actually looks like a spider…
By: Samantha